A MYSTERY BAG

THAT SOUTH COAST GIRL – MYSTERY BAG

Morale in a bag. No refunds. No regrets.

This ain’t your average merch drop — this is a bag full of pure chaos, hand-packed by me, probably while hungover, and absolutely guaranteed to be worth more than £35 (even if it makes you question your life choices).

Inside you’ll get:

• 1 random slag flag (you don’t pick, I do — deal with it)
• A filthy little mix of:
   - Stickers (slaps) to stick where they don’t belong
   - Air freshener for you or your stinking oppo
   - Poker chip (for drinking, flipping, or losing)
   - Polaroid (don’t ask, just open it)
   - Random extras – badge blanks, patches, or absolute sh*t I found in the drawer 😉

Every bag’s different. Some are gold. Some are cursed. All are vibes.

Ideal for block room banter, deployment morale, or just when you’re feeling reckless with your wages.

Limited run – when they’re gone, they’re gone may include discontinued flags and I’ll endeavour not to send doubles of what you already have!

Tag your unboxings @thatsouthcoastgirl and show me what you pulled 🤙🏼