SHES CUMMING HOME

The England Flag Nobody Asked For (But Everyone Wants)

Football might not be coming home, but this flag definitely is.

Featuring yours truly in an England No.10 shirt, clutching a football and displaying the sort of confidence usually reserved for people who think this is finally our year.

Perfect for Euros, World Cups, block rooms, sports bars, garden beers, and explaining to your mates why you’ve emotionally invested yourself in a team that considers penalties a form of performance art.

As with all flags, this beauty measures 3ft x 2ft unless you request a larger size. Printed on high-quality mesh with two metal grommets at the top, making it ideal for hanging in your room, taking on tour, or draping over yourself while singing Three Lions after your sixth pint.

Whether England are bringing football home or bringing home fresh disappointment, this flag is ready for both outcomes.

It’s coming home. Probably. Maybe. Don’t quote me on that. ⚽️🏴

Send your photos (of the flag, you animals) to @thatsouthcoastgirl 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🤙🏼